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Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

You're ugly but you intrigue me.



Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.



You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard.


You'll do.


Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?


You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 


Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.


Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!


No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?


Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 


I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.


Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?


 


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